Say What?

As it goes:
“Who’s the judge?”
“The judge is God”
“And why is he God?”
“Because he decides who wins or loses and not my opponent”
“And who is your opponent?”
“He doesn’t exist”
“And why does he not exist?”
“Because he is a mere dissenting voice of the truth I speak”

So, turn to the heavens, and holler:
“Hey God, is any of that true?”
God: “I am an atheist”