This one is all about giraffes…
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Giraffe”
“Giraffe who?”
“No, that’s my dad. This is Giraffe Hu Jr.”
- Ever heard of the giraffe that couldn’t undergo a normal delivery for her first-born?
- Her baby had acrophobia – the fear of heights.
- Ever heard of the giraffe doctor who was tired of treating Cervicalgia?
- It was literally a huge pain in the neck.
- Ever heard of the giraffe who went in for surgery just because his stomach was upset?
- He got tired of waiting for the bile to rise up his damn neck, so he could throw up in peace.
- Ever heard of the giraffe that knew that both humans and giraffes had the same number of bones in the neck?
- It is widely rumored that he didn’t give a damn
- Ever heard of the giraffe that had one extra neck vertebrae that ticked him to no end?
- He called it his funny bone.
- How do you know that there is a giraffe under your bed?
- Your nose is touching the ceiling
- The bed see-saws fearfully if you ever-so-slightly toss and turn
- And how do you know that this one is stronger than the last one?
- Your nose is touching the ceiling
- The motion of the bed is more gentle and rocking
- You can’t hear any bones creaking ominously this time
- Ever heard of the giraffe that wore real tight pants and could sing in three different languages?
- No? Me neither.
- Ever heard of commander general giraffe that was a movie buff?
- His troops went to war with the battle cry “There Will Be Blood”.
- And then there were none.
I made them up last night because I couldn't sleep...
- PS2: I hate these bullets
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10 comments:
I want to see Dha once, on crack.
Dha
Crack
there you are ..
'Dha' once on 'Crack'
:D
btw... why?
:D
I had my doubts.
That first line in your reply just confirmed it.
So, how are the visions like?
Crack at 3 o'clock. WoW.
i would have liked to tell you that-
i can see the matrix
[remember that big bang episode with that asian genius kid]
but i am too damn lucid right now..
:D
Lol to bbt.
Dude. Giraffe. Wtf.
Retain some class.
dude... its hard to come up with booker level material when one is insomniac after about 19 hours straight, man...
:-)
Booker. Ahem Ahem. That's aiming a bit too high. I was hoping a bit Dha-ish material at least.
But seriously. Giraffes?..
What next?. Pandas?.. Or wait ..... Llamas?..
I'm used to seeing this stuff in my mailbox.. not my Reader!
And ya, up at 3 in the morning and ... Guys, Get a life!
@vk
the download speeds at 3 am are amazing, man... it reaches upto 450 kBps..
it brings in a nice feeling of dc++ all over again..
anyway..i been living in a different time zone last couple of weeks... so its really easy to get up at 3 in the morning..
and the main purpose of the post is.. there are no giraffe jokes available in the net [very very few compared to elephant or ant or monkey...]
also.. there was this question in yahoo answers that requested for giraffe jokes... so i made a few up
:)
Hallelujah... Praise Dha....
The suppository of all giraffe jokes on the internet...
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